Sadly we have boy actors, female roles, and elizabethan eroticismno way of proving whether the interaction detailed below ever actually took place. We really, really hope it did, though.

On Friday, a man called Barnesy tweeted about a conversation he'd apparently had with his delivery man.

Whether it's a word-for-word documentation or just a simple joke, it's still undeniably great:

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So far that tweet has been shared over 3,500 times.

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Unsurprisingly, it wasn't long before the Harry Potterjokes started.

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And some people even chipped in with similar stories of their own.

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Even if it's not true it's still good.